Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Mamet Writes Anne Frank? What the F@ck?


I guess Disney is making an Anne Frank movie to be written by David Mamet? David “Every Other Word Is A Curse and No Sentence is Complete” Mamet?


Oh dear god.

I think this is how it will go and an apology to those offended by the F-Word. It wouldn’t be Mamet without it:

Nazi 1: Are they...

Nazi2: Are they what? You mean. What? Are you trying to say that they are...you know...in there?

Nazi 1: You mean the attic?

Nazi 2: Yeah the uh...you know...fu*%ing...What I mean to say is, they are up there. There. They are there!

Nazi 1: So, do you?...I mean...should we?

Nazi2: Yeah. I think we must.

Nazi 1: Um..Yes. fu*%ing in the fu*%ing attic where there's… You know. The fu*%ing Jews. Up there and we have to do this thing which rips the shreds of my, you know, my humanity. It rips my soul, my fu*%ing soul, out of my body, this thing and I just...

Nazi 2: What are you saying? I mean I understand. That is to say I comprehend but I also…We have to. We have to get…

Nazi 1: …the Jews, you mean? We have to get…

Nazi 2: Yes, yes, the Jews! The fu*%ing Jews in the attic! Let's fu*%ing go get them up the… you know…

Nazi1: Yes. Up there. Let's go... I mean it's not like I like this...this thing.

Nazi2: No, no, i don't either! fu*%, but you know.

Nazi1: Yeah. i mean we have to.

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my. This makes me feel funny inside.

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